When a young man was addressing a graduating class of a Southern University last year he began his speech as follows: "Young ladies of ''20' and those of twenty-six in the back of the room literally beamed."-The Mugwump.
Worshipped He: "Your lips were just made to kiss."
Modern She: "Did I really make such a good job of it?"-Flamingo.
Spick: "Get out of th' gangway, ya big Boot!"
Butler: "Boot, huh? Say Big Boy, I've done more time in the small stores line than you have in the Navy."-Arkansas Arklight.
Judge: "Who brought you here?"
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