Dear Netflix, I just wanted to thank you for having an app for streaming video. I can now be lazy and productive at the same time. 

You see, I'm trying to get into the Marine Corps, but I can't seem to stay very long in the gym. Lifting things up and putting them back down gets a little boring. When I went to the gym this weekend, I was able to stay for over 2 whole hours. Why? Because I was running uphill on the treadmill while using your app for my iPhone. I lost 900+ calories while simultaneously being lazy and watching tv. I didn't have to watch the channels the gym provides; I paused and rewound when I wanted to; I took my tv show from machine to machine. It was great.

Now I can spend hours and hours at the gym. I'll never get bored. And I'll totally forget how badly my muscles are aching!

Sincerely,
Jessica